“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via dysphorism)
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
(via internetkillledmylife)
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(via dulect)
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via perfect)
(Source: notclarissa, via perfect)
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
